So far I've been saving my delicious words of sweet revenge for this blog and my journal. I finally delivered some to him with the following e-mail:
I just learned that the traditional gift for our upcoming sixth anniversary is iron. (See list at Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedding_anniversary)
This inspires me with a ton of good ideas for anniversary gifts for you:
1) An iron anvil on your head.
2) A rod of iron to beat you with.
3) An iron spear. You decide exactly where you would like to be impaled with it. I suggest your personal spear.
4) You're really into other women, so how about an iron maiden?
Oh, the irony!
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